why do drugs when you can do me
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg