elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

krazykitsune:

leupagus:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

THIS WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY THAT I WOULD LIKE TWILIGHT

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suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

image

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sniffing:

people with 1k note selfies more like image

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fucksebastianstan:

secret society of muggleborn students dedicated to figuring out how to make wifi work at hogwarts

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oxogen:

can I buy better friends on ebay

(via departured)

sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

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triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."

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alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

(via departured)

enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

(Source: hvted, via token)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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