fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

(via covocal)

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

(via orgasm)

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via fake-mermaid)

novator:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life.

(via dutchster)

punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

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(via wendycorduroy)

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin, via encourage)